Standard (EADGBE)

Your star is descending

 Round here blindly

Tell your dancing daughter

 That there's no room on the wing

We can bitch

 but it ain't tinsel town

 Hey! Starchild

Can't dance

 Left out on a useless limb

This party will start

 To drag you down

Slap your face

 And pull your hair

Bailed out, bailed out

Bailed out, this skin is shed

Bailed out, bailed out

Bailed out, this thing is dead

I was in traction

 started off smiling

 Couldn't help laughing

I was astounded when

 They caught you unaware

And some missionary said

 That this week we've got to shoot

 All the dancing girls

And then replace them

 With satellites instead

This party will start

 To drag you down

Slap your face

 And pull your hair

Bailed out, bailed out

Bailed out, this skin is shed

Bailed out, bailed out

Bailed out, this thing is dead

Like to see something change

 Around here, around there, around here

This party will start

 To drag you down

Slap your face

 And pull your hair

Bailed out, bailed out

Bailed out, this skin is shed

Bailed out, bailed out

Bailed out, this thing is dead