Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro -

Want to tell about my friend-a

He got hit by a fender

But he'll soon be on the mender

He's of the male gender

Chorus

Glad to see that he's on his way

He's not for burial today

Because he's in, he's indisposed

Cause he's in he's indisposed

Found him outside the drycleaners

Ooh thats driver's misdemeanoured

I've never seen a face so greener

He looks like the cat's dinner

Chorus

Glad to see that he's on his way

He's not for burial today

Because he's in, he's indisposed

Cause he's in he's indisposed

He got hit by a car

Now he's lying on the tar

had an experience bizaare

Not unlike peninsula ra ra hey

Chorus

Glad to see that he's on his way

He's not for burial today

Because he's in, he's indisposed

Cause he's in he's indisposed

Because he's in, he's indisposed

Cause he's in he's indisposed X2