Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
Theres a backyard show where everybody goes
cause everybody knows at this masquerade
They wear strange costumes and heave water balloons
and one kids dressed up like a deviled egg
Thats when I say, Whats this? Theres something that Ive missed
there aint nothing like this back in Upstate
But When in Louisville, they say, join the crazy ballet
So with blazing waterguns I join the fray
Chorus
Yes I learned on that day what local flavor means
With a dinner made from dumpsters on Kentucky streets
You wont learn anything tied up in restaurant chains
Why bother traveling if it all just tastes the same?
Interlude
A,D x 3 E, Repeat.
Verse 2
On the guidebook page a travel-weary sage
is sharing the best secrets from her latest trek
Then the tourists come and money builds it up and
pretty soon the place is just a wreck
But when I hit the road I want pie a la mode
from a café where they dont wear uniforms
Where the salt of the earth season their hometown turf
with art that you cant find in any store
Chorus
Yes I know theres nothing new out on the interstate
And a journeys pointless if the asphalt mediates
You wont find anything if youre tied with retail chains
Why bother traveling if it all just looks the same
Verse 3
( First five lines are a capella)
Theres a warehouse show out in New Mexico and
films are being screened up on a Brooklyn roof
Basement galleries in Knoxville,
Tennessee and Tallahassee games under the moon
So will you come with me to either shining sea
to cleanse the monoculture from our souls?
Then well roam town to town listening for any sound
that can tell us theyre having a show
So raise a glass of your sweat to acknowledge the debt
that we owe to our most gracious hosts