Standard (EADGBE)
Everybody loves hot dogs
Even pasty Hippies
'Cause its hard to beat a tube of meat
But now a question hits me
What the hell's in a hotdog
I shouldn't ask maybe
'Cause I don't know any animal
that grows cylindrically
Chorus
So have a hotdog on me my friends
It's made out of animal odds and ends
Have a hotdog on me my friends
It's the particle board of meat
Its good to reuse and recycle
The unpopular pieces of meat
That are quite gross
Yet after they're proccesed
Are such a delicious treat
That the children eat them 'til they're queasy
Because they love the taste
of Sodium Phosphate and Erythorbate,
Soy Protein and Sodium Nitrate
Repeat Chorus
May or may not contain
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Chicken and/or Pork and/or Meat
So have a hotdog on me my friends
Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end
Have a hotdog on me my friends
It's the particle board
The particle board
The board particle of meat.