Standard (EADGBE)

About six months ago someone came by with a petition

Said we want to stop these folks moving in next door.

I refused to sign and told them everyone was welcome

'cause that's what neighborhoods are for

So they moved in and I'll admit they looked peculiar

They invited me to friendly barbecue

Glad I got to know 'em, and let me tell you something

They may be metallic but they're just like me and you

Chorus

No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from Venus

They gave me zuchinni from their garden yesterday (they're very fresh)

No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from Venus

You may disagree but I think they're a-ok

My buddy Charlie never got off the robots' backs

Then one day him and his whole house disappeared

I talked about it to my neighbours, the killer robots from Venus

They couldn't help me but agreed that it was weird

(Chorus)

They had us over for an outdoor New Year's party

Though it was ten below there was food and drink a-plenty

They got excited as we counted down with them

 And when we kissed them our lips stuck to their heads (ouch!)

I was watching the news last night and I saw something funny

Killer robots from somewhere decimated Montreal

I wondered, could it be my neighbours, the killer robots from Venus?

Could it be them after all?

(no music)

Oh, no. they're so nice.

Yeah.

Chorus

last line repeats 3x)