Standard (EADGBE)

 I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

 It's the very best injury

 Though I'm walking daintily

 I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

When people ask, "It hurts you where?"

I say "Put your hand right there"

I pulled my groin I pulled my groin

Though I do not enjoy walking

I am really happy talking

'bout my groin, I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

It's the treatment that I love

Because I've bought some oil to rub

Upon my groin, I pulled my groin

 I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

 Unless it's playoff time

 Then I've got a lower body injury that

 Will have to be a game time decision

I pulled my groin I pulled my groin

It hurts me when I skate

but not when I master... hills

I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

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