I Am Cow Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 I am cAow, hear me mEoo

 I weigh twDice as much as yAou

 And I lAook good on a barbeqEue

 Yoghurt, cAurd cream and butters

 Made from liDquids from my uddAers

 I am cAow, I am cDow, hear me mEoo A

Verse 2

 I am cAow, eating grEass

 Methane gDas comes out my aAss

 And out mAy muzzle when I beElch

 Oh the ozAone layer is thinner

 From the outcDome of my dinAner

 I am cAow, I am cDow, I’ve got gEas… A

Verse 3

 I am cAow, here I stEand

 Far and wiDde upon this laAnd

 And I Aam living everywhEere

 From BA.C. to Newfoundland

 You can squDeeze my tits by hAand

 I am cAow, I am cDow, hear me mEoo! A

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