Happy Birthday Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Once a year we celebrate

 With stupiCd hats and plastic plaGtes

 The fact Gthat you were able to make

 Another trip aCround theG sun

GAnd the whole clan gathers round

 And giftCs and laughter do aboundG

 And we Glet out a joyful sound

 And sinCg that stupid song G

 HappGy birthday! CNow you're oneG year older!

 HappGy birthday! CYour life stilGl isn't over!

 HappGy birthday! C You did not acGcomplish much

 BGut you didn't die this year

 I guCess that's good Genough

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 So lGet's drink to your fading health

 And Chope you don't Gremind yourself

 The cGhance of finding fame and wealth

 DecreCase with every Gyear

 DoesG it feel like you're doing laps

 And eatiCng food and Gtaking naps

 And Ghoping that someday perhaps

 Your Clife will hold some Gcheer

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Happy birthday! What have you done that matters?

 HappyG birthday! CYou're starting to get Gfatter

 HappyG birthday! It's dCownhill from Gnow on

 TryG not to remind yourself

 YourC best years are Gall gone

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 IfG cryogenics were all free

 Then Cyou could live like GWalt Disney

 And Glive for all eternity

 ICnside a block of Gice

 BGut instead your time is set

 This Cis the only Glife you get

 And Gthough it hasn't ended yet

 SometCimes you wish it mGight

 Happy Gbirthday! You Cwish you had more Gmoney

 Happy Gbirthday! YourC life's so sad it's fGunny

 Happy Gbirthday! How Cmuch more can you Gtake?

 BuGt your friends are hungry

 So just Ccut the stupid Gcake

 Happy birthGday! Happy birthday! A7

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Happy birthday, dear...