Standard (EADGBE)

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

I'm starting to see double and I just fell off my stool

I'm slurring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool

I threw up on my girlfriend and we got into a fight

Man oh man what a farging great night!

Well I wake up the next morning and my brain is full of pain

And I swear to God I will never drink again

But six 'o' clock rolls around, there's nothing on TV

So I call up all my buddies, and they come drink with me!

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Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Have a drink to your health

Then go throw up on yourself

Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

After six or seven pints I figured I was hosed

So I had another five until the bar was closed

Staggered back to my place and I cracked another crate

When I woke up at sunset I was wearing what I ate

I threw up in the bathroom, it's amazing what I saw

Peas and corn and bicycle parts and beef that still looked raw!

I stumbled to the kitchen and I had myself a beer

Alchohol, alchohol, you are a friend so dear! so

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Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink for England, drink for France

Drink until you pee your pants!

Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

Woke up at six PM I needed liquor and a friend

So I grabbed a couple bottles and a pig out of it's pen

 Drank a bottle of tequila playing stupid drinking games

Then wandered out into the snow and tried to pee our names

We staggered to a bar and we ordered up a pint

The waiter said he couldn't, he said "we don't serve swine"

The pig he punched the waiter grabbed the drinks then oinked to him

That's the way you talk to my new best friend!

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Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall

Me and the pig will drink 'em all

Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

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Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Drink with me, Drink with me

Don't pull all your bucks on ale

'cause we got compact discs for sale

Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!