Carrot Juice Is Murder Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D

Intro chord

GListen up Dbrothers and Emsisters, Ccome hear my desperDate Gtale

 I Gspeak of our Dfriends of Emnature, Ctrapped in the Ddirt like a Gjail

GVegtables Dlive in oppreEmssion, Cserved on our tables Deach Gnight

 This Gkilling of Dveggies is Emmadness, CI say we Dtake up the Gfight

DSalads are only for Gmurderers, Dcole slaw's a fascist regGime

DDon't think that they don't have Gfeelings, Cjust 'cause a radish can't Dscream

Chorus

GI've heard the Dscreams of the Emvegetables, Cwatching their skins being Dpeeled

GGrated and Dsteamed with no Emmercy, hCow do you tDhink that fGeels?

GCarrot juice Dconstitutes Emmurder, gCreenhouses prisons for sDlaves

 It's tiGme to stop Dall this Emgardening, lCet's call a sDpade a sGpade.

I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue

If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two

I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage

'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour

I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower

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AmHow low as people do Emwe dare to stoop

FmMaking young broccolis Cbleed in the soup

AmUntie your beans, unEmcage your tomatoes

 Let Cpotted plants free, don't Dmash that potato!

(Chorus)

--I welcome corrections if there are any to be made,--