Teddy Picker Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Am Am E Am

 DesAmpair to the point till they provoke

 The puAmnchline before they have told the joke

 The shAmeer desperation to be seen

 StAmaring at the television screen

 DesAmpair to the point where they provoke

 You to tell the fucking puAmnchline before you have told the joke

AmSorry sunshine it doesn't exist

 It wAmasn't in the top 100 list

 And it's the thFousandth time and it's eEven bolder,

AmDon't be surprised when you get bent over,

FHe told ya, Ethat you were gagging for itD♯

 She Amsaw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed

 The Amkids all dream of making it, whatever that means

 AAmnother variation on a theme

 A tangle on the Amtelevision and the magazine

 D'you Amreckon that they do it for a joke?

 D'you Amreckon that they make 'em take an oath?

 That says "we arAme defenders

 Of aAmny poseur or professioAmnal pretender around"

 When did your lFist replace the tEwist and turn?

 Ah the fAmist, replaced the kissed-on concern

FAnd if you're bothered, I don't want your pErayers

Save it for the morning after

Solo

Am

 And it's the Fthousandth time and it's Eeven bolder,

AmDon't be surprised when you get bent over,

FHe told ya, tEhat you were gagging for itAm

FLets have a game on the Teddy Picker

ENot quick enough can I have it quicker?

AmAlready thick and you're getting thickerAm

FLets have a game on the Teddy Picker

ENot quick enough can I have it quicker?

AmAlready thick and you're getting thickerD♯

AmAsuming that all things are equal,

AmWho'd want to be men of the peopleE

EWhen there's people like you?Am