Standard (EADGBE)

Who’s the television host?

Understands what matters most?

Verse

Stephen, Stephen

He’s a handsome man his name is

Stephen

(or ) (or )

Whoa oh, number one TV show

Stephen, Stephen

He’s a dashing man his name is

Stephen

(or ) (or )

Whoa oh, he’s taking on the status quo

Chorus

Don’t stop believin’

Stephen, Stephen

Don’t stop transceivin’

(or ) (or )

Stephen, Stephen

[bridge?]

He’s calling out the bears in their evil lairs

He’s calling out the press in their fancy dress

Who’s the television host?

Understands what matters most?

Solo

Don’t stop believin’

Stephen, Stephen

Don’t stop transceivin’

(or ) (or )

Stephen, Stephen

He’s calling out the bears in their evil lairs

He’s calling out the press in their fancy dress

(optional section)

He’s calling out the Decemberists and their green screen contests

(play following if desired or go back to verse to close out)

Who’s the television host

Understands what matters most?

Rock On,

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