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 I vampire

 I vampire

 I vampire

 I vampire

 I vampire

vampire

 I vampire

 I have lost my fangs

 I vampire

 I vampire

 I vampire

 I have lost my fangs

 So I'm sad and I feel lonely

 So I cry and I'm very angry

 And I eat some garlic

 So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah

I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city

 But the pretty girls don't look at me (don't look at me)

 Cause I don't have my fangs

 Cause I have lost my fangs

 I vampire

 I vampire

 I have lost my mouth organ

 I vampire

 I vampire

 I have lost my mouth organ

 So I get bored and I shout

 So I eat popcorn and I put on weight

 And I sing but my voice is breaking

 And I want to play the guitar

 But my guitar is out of tune

 I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city

 But the musicals don't play with me (don't play with me)

 Cos' I don't have my mouth organ

 Cos' I have lost my mouth organ