Standard (EADGBE)

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2nd Verse:

 Into: -(Change fast)-

 There's a bear inside your stomach

 The cub's been kicking from within.

 He's loud, though without vocal chords

 We'll put an end to him

 We'll make all the right appointments

  - (Change To Next Line fast)

No one ever has to know.

And then tomorrow I'll turn 21

 We'll script another show

 We'll play charades up in the Chelsea

 Drink champagne although you shouldn't be.

 We'll be blind and dumb until we fall asleep

 None of our friends will come

 They dodge our calls.

  - (Change To Next Line fast)

And they have for quite a while now

It's not a shock

 You don't seem to mind and I just can't see how.

1st Chorus:

 We're too old

 We're not old, old at all

 Just too old

 We're not old, old, old at all

2nd Verse:

 There's a bear inside your stomach

  - (Change To Next Line fast)

The cub's been kicking you for weeks

And if this isn't all a dream

 Well then we'll cut him from beneath

 Well we're not scared of making caves

  - (Change To Next Line fast)

Or finding food for him to eat

We're terrified of one another

 And terrified of what that means

 But we'll make only quick decisions

 And you'll just keep my in the waiting room

 And all the while I'll know we're fucked

 And not getting unfucked soon

 When we get home we're bigger strangers

  - (Change To Next Line fast)

than we've ever been before

You sit in front of snowy television, suitcase on the floor

2nd Chorus:

 We're too old

 We're not old, old at all.

 Just too old

 We're not old, old at all.

 Just too old

 We're not old, old at all.

 Just too old

 We're not old, old at all.

 Just too old

 We're not old, old at all.

 Just too old

 We're not old, old, old at all.