Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Riff

Riff

Here, if it's any consolation, take mine

Riff

No, no need for explanations, it's alright

 with me it would only be redundant, see

if you only try to keep it all inside

 I lay me down with your decision

blow your mind, don't hesitate

 this devil takes your pain away

 take mine

emadd9

but now that I have finally found you

 I'm gonna take it one step at a time

 let's try to keep this good thing going

you tell a joke, I nearly die

 we have to laugh until we cry

 take mine, please take mine

 my margarita chum, that's what you are

 I'm laughing my ass off when you sing

everybody's happy now

 the Luna-queens become the lunatics

 while Janis Joplin tells her friend

 he's just a one-night-stand

Riff

I hear you retching in my bathroom, but I don't mind

Riff

no, I'll clean it up tomorrow just sit down

emadd9

again you choke me when you grumble

you and me we're so much like RG

 and now I'll show you how to tango

I think it's time for us to say

 that this has been a perfect day and retire, please retire

 my margarita chum, that's what you are

 I'm laughing my ass off when you sing

everybody's happy now

 a v.i.p. is what you are to me

 I love it when you take me on your

lonely Sunday stroll

Ooooh wooohooooooo