Standard (EADGBE)

I took a walk down to Freddy's Bar

While my wife and kid were asleep

I used to go there almost every night

When I was young and free

Not that I'm unfairly constrained

Held against my will

But this is back when it didn't matter

What time I stayed out until

Now it matters, because my son gets me up at 5am each day

And you don't argue with someone who's got their finger in your eye

Freddy's has a backroom

To play music in, or to listen

Buzzers on the wall beneath icing thick paint that dates back to prohibition

Tin ceilings bear that wedding cake pattern that the stage lights interrupt

Pair of TV's playing day-long video collages that Donald dreamed up

Donald runs the place

He gave me a shot on the way in the other night

He always does,and he always did

It's what makes Freddy's feel right

Whenever I'm on the fence, about whether that walk is just too far

I think about what night it is

And whether it's Donald's night at the bar

When they move the pool tables out of the way

And the TV's lose their glow

They start playing music in Freddy's Backroom

And the people start to show

You could be a sharp backup singer

Who smells like coconut

Or avant-garde Jersey Jazz trio

Who by day smells like Pizza Hut

Everything outta that back room sounds like its coming out of an old tube radio

Either out by the curb or by the kitchen sink

And mean to play what Freddy's got

My favorite record cover, or one of em, anyway,

Is Jerry Jeff Walker

 "It's a Good Night for Singin"

And the Backroom sorta reminds me of that cover

You got people laughing, people dancing

People with funny hats

Some in denim, some in leather

Or Fort Park Boy-high-low aristocrats(?)

Yeah, The back room reminds me of that cover

In every way, by and large

When I threw down that shot

 I started thinking about how Freddy's is going to be a parking garage

Yep, someday soon there'll be something in the space that occupies the

bubbling fishtank

Maybe a tailpipe or a row of fluorescent lights

A styrofoam cup

 Or a pair of keys hanging from a Dickies belt-loop

Some fastfood trash, or maybe a staircase, or a bright yellow mazda coupe

Someday soon there'll be something in the place where Freddy himself is sure to show

A wax statue at the end of the bar drinking Fontera like it was just opened 2 weeks ago

The Ram's skeleton above the bar in the powder blue wig

Or the dented paper towel dispenser

The pink ladies' room sign

 And the naked man painting by Donald out near the exit

Maybe the garage will have showers for their workers

And a real naked man will fit right into that space

Maybe Freddy's prediction...

All it makes room for is songs like these

Sometimes there's no positive inner meaning

All it makes room for is songs like these

and "It's a Good Night for Singin" x2

Let's sing

They're gonna tear down Freddy's

They're gonna tear down Hank's saloon

Like crickets under rocks, we're all gonna hop to Bennigan's backroom x4