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 The granite damp of Aberdeen

 grows warm and soft almost serene

 as a jolly band of pickled chums

 cross Union Street, all paved with gum

sudden brothers in Brahms and Liszt

just one more, no I insist

 Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

 Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

Ruby and Roy what a wonderful pair

give me goosey bumps and sticky up hair

oh so fun just to be there

a live legend with tales to share

what more you want you old rock 'n' roll boy

red-hot ruby and red haired Roy

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

Oh what a magical night

ruby and Roy by candlelight

 a wondrous thing, a dream come true

laugh a line, vindaloo

Ruby and Roy what a fabulous team

go together like peaches and stuff

and don't say thanks what a joy it's been

you can't just stop 'cos you've had enough

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

hit me Roy, hit me Roy

hit em Roy one more time

Bombay duck and a pint of wine

Oh what a glorious night

ruby and Roy were dynamite

the shaggy dogs, the poppadoms

the heart attacks, the chili bombs

Hit me Roy, I'm not quite done

tarka dahl and a cleansing rum

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

Hit me Roy, hit me

Hit me Roy, count me in

a salted nut and a quart of gin

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

ooh hit me