Standard (EADGBE)

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Al's the name - ham's the game

some would say I overplay

 but they wouldn't know a one man show

 if it uped and poked them in the nose

 some folks could barely recognise

 a sensation in a cheap disguise

 when I hit them clean between the eyes

 they think I'm done, they miss their bet

hey - you ain't seen nothing yet

 Got a million

 got a million more

 gonna fill you up

 I'm gonna fill you in

 'til you don't know

 if your punched or bored

 got a million

 got a million more

Just call me Ken - you know I'm back

crowned the king of the witless crack

I made my way - I paid in cash

do you believe that snotty trash

I wave my stick, I bounce my balls

like hollow laughter of the walls

I snigger and nudge them in the ribs

and wink until my eyelid bleeds

Got a million

got a million more

gonna fill you up

I'm gonna fill you in

'til you don't know

if your punched or bored

got a million

 got a million more

 Ahoy shipmates - it's cap'n Bob

 a particularly nasty job

 you see me first in black and white

 a trick of the refracted light

 in actual fact, I'm white and black

 and I'm cheating behind your back

 it's the human state - you wonder why

 we lie and lie and lie and lie

Got a million

got a million more

gonna fill you up

I'm gonna fill you in

'til you don't know

if your punched or bored

got a million

got a million more

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Gonna fill you up

I'm gonna fill you in

'til you don't know

if your punched or bored

Gonna fill you up

I'm gonna fill you in

'til you don't know

if your punched or bored

Gonna fill you up

I'm gonna fill you in

'til you don't know

if your punched or bored

Got a million

got a million more

got a million

got a million more

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