Opposite Day Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C G♯ Am G♯

CI got home this morning with the sun right in my eyes

 And there G♯was no warning as it took me by surprise as it

AmHit me like an Act of God, causing my alarm

 That I had G♯now become a cephalopod

I still had legs and arms

Still had legs and arms

 ToAm7day was supposed to D7be the day

 That EmMolecules deGcide to change their Cform

 Laws of Dphysics lose their Gsway G7

Am7Youthful indiD7scretion now is Emsuddenly the Gnorm

AWith the A7good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeah

And today was supposed to be

C5 A♯5 A5 Not jG♯5ust another day

C5 A♯5 A5 TodG♯5ay was supposed to be

C5 A♯5 A5 Not jG♯5ust another day

C5It was supposed to A♯5be, todA5ay was supposed to G♯5be

COpposite Day!

Intro

Same as Before! All together, With Feeling!

Those who can't quite function in society at large

They've got to wake up on this morning to find that they're in charge

But those the world's set up for, who are really doing quite well

They're going to wake up in institutions

In prison or in hell

Prison or in hell

Today was supposed to be the day

Molecules decide to change their form

Laws of physics lose their sway

Youthful indiscretion now is suddenly the norm

With the good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeah

And today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Toady was supposed to be

Not just another day

It was supposed to be, today was supposed to be

OPPOSITE DAY!

(ahem...) In this part for the d and C chords you pluck the bass then pluck the two

strings and for the A and G Chordds you pluck the bass then the G string and B String... Got

I have the violin part two, but if someone would show me how to make tabs I'd be

to show it. (shrugs)

 But if you think there's something D7sus2else

G Well you're Cright, there A7is

 There's D7sus2something else G C

 But if you think I'm gonna D7sus2tell you, Gthink aCgain A7

 Why should I eD7sus2ven think of Gtelling you what there Cis A7

(This picking pattern is easy, It's thumb, fore finger, middle finger. Here's how you do

You pluck the bass with your thumb and then you pluck with your forefinger the G string

then the B string... Easy! Sorry)

 Yeah, 'cause D7silence is Gknowledge

C And knowledge is A7power

 I'm under D7explicit orders to Gdare not speak its Cname

 Hey Listen up, A7I just work here

D7Oh I Gdare not speak its Cname

 I can't keep A7talking about it

D7Oh, I Gdare not speak its Cname C7M

Ta Da, sorry about the long windedness, i'm new at this