Standard (EADGBE)

Intro chords

Verse 1

Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game

 Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain

 We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name

Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game

 Can't have the cream when the crop and the cream are the same

 Liquid or gas no more than the glass will contain

Chorus

 When you talk about the hand of glory

 A tale that's rather grim and gory

 Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed?

 When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gory have been outlawed

Intro chords

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Verse 2

 I think they're gonna make you start over

 You don't want to start over

 Put your backpack on your shoulder

 Be the good little soldier

 Take your places now

 'Cause we're all predisposed

Measuring cups, play a new game

Front of the class, measure your brain

 Give you a complex and we'll give it a name

 When you talk about the hand of glory

 A tale that's rather grim and gory

 Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed?

 When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gory have been outlawed

Put your backpack on your shoulder

 Be the good little soldier

It's no different when your older

 You're predisposed

That's all for questions now

 The case is closed!

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

-Friedrich Nietzsche