Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it

Held our breath for too long till we're half sick about it

Tell us what we did wrong and you can blame us for it

Turn a clamp on our thumbs, we'll sew a doll about it

And tell us all about it

And tell us all about it

How about some credit now

 Where credit is due

 For the damage that we've done

We have brought upon ourselves and others

 With a slow and vicious gun

 And although pratfalls can be fun

 Encores can be fatal

And then I hear you say

Thank God it's fatal

Thank God it's fatal

Not shy

Not shy of fatal

 Not shy of fatal

Thank God it's fatal

 Thank God it's fatal

Not shy of fatal

 Not shy of fatal

Wait just a second now

 It's not all that bad

 Don't you count out the sun

You're making mountains of handkerchiefs

 Where the mascara always runs

 So be careful when you're done

 You're bound to get post-natal

What did I just hear you say?

 Repeat progression to end

Thank God it's fatal

No, we don't want to hear the sound of a door

No, we don't want to hear the sound of a door

And we don't want to read the signs that you bore

You know the kind of sign you hang on a door

Saying, "We'll be back. What a crack."

Now don't you think we might have heard that before?

Now don't you think we might have heard that before?

Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it

Held our breath for too long till we're half sick about it

Tell us what we did wrong and you can blame us for it

Turn a clamp on our thumbs, we'll sew a doll about it