Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 Now if you think I'm wasting your time again

I'm wasting your time

 When you picked me up in duty-free

 That's when I thought I'd be the cross in your T

 Oh, must-see TV, bum bum bum bum, but

If you think I'm wasting your time again

 Oh no, oh, you're wasting mine

 When you're playing for a prime-time dream,

 Your CNB-scene, now I'm just the split in your seam,

 The "I" in your team

Chorus

Oooh

Please don't get too excited

Oooh

 Maybe you're not invited to my action/adventure,

 My action/adventure dream

Interlude

Verse 2

 So when you think you're on the fast track,

 You find it's just a cul-de-sac

Back in that adult lifestyle community

 Where all your little boys, your action toys,

 Are duty-free

Chorus

Oooh

Please don't get too excited

Oooh

 Maybe you're not invited to my action/adventure,

 My action/adventure dream

Interlude

Verse 3

 So I wonder what you got your persona for,

 'Cause there's a two-for-one down at the corner store,

 And I wonder could you pep it up a bit, you know,

Throw a fit, you go ahead and dance,

I'll just sit

So if you think I'm wasting your time again,

 I'm wasting your time again, oh, you're wasting mine,

 When you're playing for a prime-time dream,

 Your CNB-scene, now I'm just the split in your seam,

 The "I" in your team

Outro

 So I'm looking at the back of my hand again

 I'm looking at the back of my hand again

To what end, if I can't even find my pen?