Standard (EADGBE)

Jeanie marries when she's 21

 She has a baby one year on and every year

 That's the way that life goes

 Lost herself in domesticity

 A cleaning, feeding entity

 She can't recall what she was before

In an ideal world

 Kids would keep their rooms tidy

 An ideal world

 He'd be home from his work on time

And in the morning I could lie in

Johnny signs his share of autographs

 For all the people he makes laugh

 And he walks home to an empty flat

 Does his best to fight this silence

 Late night TV vicodens

 He can't forget what he had before

In an ideal world

 She would still think I'm funny

 An ideal world

 She'd be waiting in bed for me

And in the morning we could lie in

In an ideal world

Molly's sitting in a waiting room

 The top doctor will see her soon

 In the body nature gave her

 Worried if she'll ever wake up

 Wondering if she's better off

 Why can't she be what she was before.

In an ideal world

 He would still think I'm pretty

 An ideal world

 He would only want bed with me

And in the morning we could lie in

In an ideal world

 You could make a decision

 In an ideal world

 You'd be making a home for me

And in the morning we could lie in -

Sunday mornings we could lie in.