Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Meet you downstairs

 in the bar and heard

 your rolled up sleeves

 in your skull t-shirt.

 Said what did you do

 with him today?

 And sniff me out

 like I was Tanqueray.

Bridge

'Cos you're

my fella, my guy.

Hand me your

Stella and fly.

By the time,

I'm out the door,

 You tear me down

 like Roger Moore.

Chorus

I cheated myself,

 like I knew I would.

 I told ya,

 I was trouble.

 You know that,

 I'm no good.

Verse 2

Upstairs in bed

 with my ex boy.

He's in the place,

 but I can’t get joy.

Thinking of you

 in the final throws,

This is when

 my buzzer goes.

Bridge 2

Run out to me,

your chips and pitta.

You say when we’re married.

'Cos you're not bitter.

There'll be none

of him no more.

 I cried for you

 on the kitchen floor.

Chorus

Same lyrics)

Middle 8

Verse 3

Sweet reunion,

 Ja-maica and Spain.

We're like how

 we were again.

I'm in the tub,

 You’re on the seat.

Lick your lips

 as I soak my feet.

Bridge 3

Then you notice

lickle carpet burn.

My stomach drops

and my guts churn.

You shrug and

it's the worst,

 to truly stick

 the knife in first.

Chorus

x2)

Outro