Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
Every year in winter time's a special celebration
Where everyone can hear the chime of love across the nation
Young and old are looking forward in bright anticipation
I suggest to party like never done before
Chorus
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
You start riding over rough and smooth
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
Let's have sex for christmas
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
You drag that carriage up and down the hood
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
Let's have sex for christmas
Bridge 1
Slide up and down your chimney
Until my sack is empty
Let's stuff the christmas turkey
With delicious jerkey
Verse 2
A christmas tree has got a branch with big balls hanging from it
The snowman's got a carrot, so why don't you go down on it?
Let me ring your jingle bells until my candles burning
Let's fire up the ingle well, gift giving I come
Chorus
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
You bend over and i do your ............
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
I wear my snowman suit you put on your turkey dress
I shift some carrot up into your chest
Gingerbread through the oven door
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
Saxophone solo
Bridge 2
Slide up and down our chimneys (I do)
Until your sack is empty (that's true)
Let's see what's under the tree (you see)
When we go down on our knee
Do you want santa's sweetness
Your eyes, open your mouth and taste
I promised you a whtie christmas
Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)
Chorus
We wear a santa dress we put on our reindeer suit
We start riding over rough and smooth
We crack your whip flippin' hohoho
Let's have sex for christmas
We wear a snowman suit we put on our turkey dress
We shift some carrot up into our chest
Gingerbread through the oven door
Let's have sex for christmas
Outro
Let's have sex for christmas
Let's have sex for christmas
Let's have sex for christmas
Let's have sex for christmas