Standard (EADGBE)

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Vers:

I called my dealer and she said

Jason not today

Baby just not right now

Call me back in about an hour

So I sit and I stood

What the fuck am I gonna do

What I want I want right now

I can't sit around for an hour

Chorus

Ok now

So I head to my couch

I lift the cushions then I scout

For just a little bit

A little drip for a little fix

With some luck I find that residue

Just enough so it'll do

I take myself a blast

I'm high but it wont last

Then I get the call I've been waiting for

J we got what you're looking for

I head right out the door

Because it's time to score

Chorus

I'm a hipster peter pan

Tinker bell is my best friend,

We go half on a bag,

Cut it up and have a blast

It's a high unlike any other high I've had before

My god I truly love it

I think I need some more

Cuz weed makes me paranoid

Liquor makes me slow

Sloppy sedents do big

I always end up on the floor

Heroin well that's for fools

But I heard it's a real good time

Cocaine you're so perfect

Would you be my wife?

Chorus

Cocaine is awesome (Repeatingly background: Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh)

It's really really awesome

Stupendously awesome

Outrageously awesome

Fantastically awesome

Religiously awesome

Unbelievable awesome

Truly fucking awesome

Cocaine is awesome

Cocaine is awesome

Cocaine is awesome

 Cocaine is awesome

Tabber: Erik G