Standard (EADGBE)
Guess who swings the hammer
Oh, guess who mows the lawn
Guess who's got to stand up
Every time someone does me wrong
Well, I'm a patient woman
But it's about time that I knew
Are you ever gonna grow some balls
Or will I have to do that for you too?
They don't need to be
Swinging down to your knees
Just a pair of eggs
Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!
Well, it's all just wasted effort
Each moment that I spend
Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord
That your balls may soon descend
Well, I might seem high and mighty
But it's just occurred to me
That if someone's gonna grow some balls
Baby, it most likely will be me
And you don't want to see
How I can turn the switch
From sweet honey baby
To ball-bustin' bitch... Ooooooooooh
Oh, if you ever turn off the TV
Oh, if you ever put down the bong
I might find it in my heart
To write you a better song
But instead of giving flak
Maybe I should be giving thanks
For the chlorine in the gene pool
Because I know you're shooting blanks
They don't need to be
Swinging down to your knees
Just a pair of eggs
Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!
Grow a pair... Yeaaah