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Guess who swings the hammer

 Oh, guess who mows the lawn

Guess who's got to stand up

 Every time someone does me wrong

 Well, I'm a patient woman

 But it's about time that I knew

 Are you ever gonna grow some balls

 Or will I have to do that for you too?

 They don't need to be

 Swinging down to your knees

 Just a pair of eggs

 Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!

 Well, it's all just wasted effort

 Each moment that I spend

Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord

 That your balls may soon descend

 Well, I might seem high and mighty

 But it's just occurred to me

 That if someone's gonna grow some balls

 Baby, it most likely will be me

 And you don't want to see

 How I can turn the switch

 From sweet honey baby

 To ball-bustin' bitch... Ooooooooooh

 Oh, if you ever turn off the TV

 Oh, if you ever put down the bong

I might find it in my heart

 To write you a better song

 But instead of giving flak

 Maybe I should be giving thanks

 For the chlorine in the gene pool

 Because I know you're shooting blanks

 They don't need to be

 Swinging down to your knees

 Just a pair of eggs

 Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!

Grow a pair... Yeaaah