Standard (EADGBE)
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When I got to the party
They gave me a fo rty
And I must have been thi rsty
'Cause I drank it so qui ckly
When I got to the bed room
There was somebody wa iting
And it isn't my f ault
That the barbarian ra ped me
When I went to get te sted
I brought along my be st friend
Melissa Ma honey
Who had once been mol ested
And she knew how to get th ere
She knew all the nur ses
They were all really fri endly
But the test came back p ositive
Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care
Oh I just sent a letter in the m ail
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When I got my abortion
I brought along my boy friend
We got there an h our
Before the appoi ntment
And outside the bui lding
There were all these anno ying
Fundamentalist chris tians
We tried to ignore them
Oh, oh, I've had better days but I don't c are
Oasis got my letter in the ma il
,,, x2
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When vacation was over
The word was all o ver
That I was a crack whore
Melissa had told them
And so now were not ta lking
Except we have tic kets
To see blur in Oct ober
And I think were still going
Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care
Oh I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a pho tograph
It's autographed and eve rything
Melissa's gonna wet herself, I s wear
And finish with a G.
Hope it's up to UG's standards =]