Standard (EADGBE)

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When I got to the party

They gave me a fo rty

And I must have been thi rsty

'Cause I drank it so qui ckly

When I got to the bed room

There was somebody wa iting

And it isn't my f ault

That the barbarian ra ped me

When I went to get te sted

I brought along my be st friend

Melissa Ma honey

Who had once been mol ested

And she knew how to get th ere

She knew all the nur ses

They were all really fri endly

But the test came back p ositive

Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care

Oh I just sent a letter in the m ail

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When I got my abortion

I brought along my boy friend

We got there an h our

Before the appoi ntment

And outside the bui lding

There were all these anno ying

Fundamentalist chris tians

We tried to ignore them

Oh, oh, I've had better days but I don't c are

Oasis got my letter in the ma il

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When vacation was over

The word was all o ver

That I was a crack whore

Melissa had told them

And so now were not ta lking

Except we have tic kets

To see blur in Oct ober

And I think were still going

Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care

Oh I just got a letter in the mail

Oasis sent a pho tograph

It's autographed and eve rything

Melissa's gonna wet herself, I s wear

And finish with a G.

Hope it's up to UG's standards =]