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Standard (EADGBE)

 I have a little house

Close to town but not to the city

 Far from home but near my family

 No water views but so close to the sea

 I see, this is how my little life could be

 And I'm filling it with things

 Like furniture I find on the street

 And all the special things I'd like to eat

 Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, I'll meet them

 While I'm orbiting the world

 And it's so pretty and so lonely

 My lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide

 And my sex life has all been plagiarized

 In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline

 I'd like to rent a wife

 Then rent a husband to keep her for life

 The three of us, we could be so happy

Them with each other, me with company

 I'll see them off on a flight around the world

 And it's so pretty and so lonely

 I could just die, I might just die

 I could just die, I might just die

 And at my funeral

 They will say Tom he was such a nice guy

 He went too early but he went in style

 They'll play my music and then they will cry

Then they'll have a little wake

 They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake

 And my mother's little heart will break

 And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.

 He can't be dead, take me instead"

Oh, but I'm not dead

 They tell me I'm not dead

 And they say that I'm not dead

 And that I won't die for some time

 In my little house

 Just writing little songs to pass the time

 Which incidentally is seven forty nine

 So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

 And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

 Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

 Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

 Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

 I'm just so fucking fine.

*= I'm not sure if this is right.

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