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I could do the dishes while talking on the phone

 I could ask you for an answer but you want to be alone

 I could never do the dishes a single dish at a time

 It's too much of a commitment so I line them up and fire

 I could calamine your insides

 I could wind them all around me I could

Tiptoe on a tightrope made of fear and looking down see

 All the people do they see me I can wave or

 I can carry all the dishes that they gave me that are

Keeping me steady

Or I could go to Australia

 Carry a bowie knife

 And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side

 And learn card tricks and buy

 Everyone drinks and take boxing and write

Songs about my bowie knife

I could do these dishes I could try

 To do these dishes

I could try..

I could bake a cake

 My kitchen is small but I could clear the space

I could write my name

 Because practice makes perfect yes that's what they say

I could make a button out of plaster

 That said finished I could hang it in my closet

 To the left side of a lightswitch

 I could walk down to Columbus and try drinking to forget it

 and then come home less afraid and then press it and press it

Or I could go to Australia

 Carry a bowie knife

 And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side

 And learn card tricks and buy

 Everyone drinks and take boxing and try

 Eating things only with chopsticks and write

Songs about my bowie knife

I could do these dishes I could try

 To do these dishes

 I could decide to do these dishes

I could decide..

Or I could go to Australia

 Carry a bowie knife

 And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side

 And learn card tricks and physics and buy

 Everyone drinks and take boxing and try

 Eating things only with chopsticks and finally

 Be like a person I think you might like

I could do these dishes I could try

 To do these dishes

 I could decide to do these dishes

 I could decide to do these dishes

Time to DECIDE...

Fuck it

I'm gonna go to Australia

I'm gonna go to Australia

I'm gonna go to Australia

She's gonna go to Australia

 Bye Bye!