Standard (EADGBE)
Key: ,
Chords used:
Intro
Very Long with talks and messing up
Talk:
--
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!
Sing:
None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny
Sing:
None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
they've got pussy corporate jobs
--
So ill sit here like a fuck
Talk:
Hey dude John's
still playing
(im so sorry)
Sing:
None of my
friends are punks
None of my
friends are punks
They could pull
some long shifts
whoooo
Talk:
FUCK
Ready?
N--
Sing:
None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They all work at corporate jobs
While I sit here like a slob
Yeah none of my friends are punks
All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
We go drinking every night
Looking to get in a fight
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Talk:
(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand
Chorus 1
None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They all work at corporate jobs
While I sit here like a slob
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 2
None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They converse with upper class
While I sit here on my ass
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 3
All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
We go drinking every night
Looking to get in a fight
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Chorus 4
All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
And they like to hum along
While I sing these shitty songs
(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks