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Radio stations playing what you want to hear

 When it went gold, and then went platinum

 With girls screaming in your ear

I snapped a photo of

Lunch meat on the tour bus

(Lunch meat on the tour bus)

And sold it factory direct

I gave the invitations to the crowd around

They were all screaming for your blood and common adoration

Drugs will numb the situation

And you can go back home to mom and dad

 Strippers, fancy cars, tattoos overly indulged

 The smoke machines

 Turned on ten will cause the fire marshall to show up

But who could stop the rock when it had just begun to rule

Surely not me as I was only in a happy pool

I gave the invitations to the crowd around

They were all screaming for your blood and common adoration

Drugs will numb the situation

And you can go back home to mom and dad