The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

F♯Stop fucking around with A♯my BemF♯otions B A♯ B

 I like you better when you're D♯mnumb B A♯ B

 I'm sick and tired of false deF♯votion B A♯ B

 Devote yourself to moving D♯mon

 Or Bsuck A♯it Bup and let it go

 But you're C♯always out to Bget me

F♯You're the snake hidden in my BdaA♯ffoBdiF♯ls when I'm picking floBweA♯rs B

D♯mThat's just my luck these BdaA♯ys B

D♯mWhy can't you just be hapBpyA♯ foBr me?

F♯You're the break lines failing BasA♯ myB car swerves off the freeBwaA♯y B

D♯mIt kind of feels like saboBtaA♯ge B

D♯mWhy can't you just be BhaA♯ppyB for

BWhy can't you just be happy for me?

F♯You think your opinions make you savy

 Your running mouth falls on D♯mdeaf ears

 You say you're winning 'cause your F♯laughing

 Well I'm crying crocodile D♯mtears

Just suck it up and let it go

 But you're C♯always out to Bget me

F♯You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers

D♯mThat's just my luck these days

Why can't you just be happy for me?

F♯You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway

D♯mIt kind of feels like sabotage

Why can't you just be happy for,

BWhy can't you just be happy for me?

F♯

D♯mWhy can't you just be happy for

F♯Why can't you just be happy for D♯mme?

I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough

F♯Why can't you just be happy for D♯mme?

I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough

 But you're C♯always out to Bget me

F♯You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers

D♯mThat's just my luck these days

Why can't you just be happy for me?

F♯You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway

D♯mIt kind of feels like sabotage

Why can't you just be happy for,

BWhy can't you just be happy for me?

Also always play that B Bb B even though I stopped writing it (for more clarity)