Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

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(Verse)

 They Etold me I was G♯mlucky

 To C♯mhave my chance with yAou

 Now Elast year's summer G♯mromance

 Is C♯mthis year's winter blAues

 I trEeated you so nG♯micely

 To jC♯mewelry and chamApagne

 But you lEeft me empty haG♯mnded, yeah

 You C♯mleft me feelin' AplainB

(Chorus)

ENow I hope you're

AHappy with yG♯mourself cuz

F♯mI'm not

Blaughing. Don't you thAink it's

G♯mKind of

C♯mCrappy what you did this F♯mholiBday?

 When I gEave you my heart

 You rAipped it G♯mapart like wrapping paper C♯mtrashB

 So I wArote you a song,

 Hope that you sing along and it goes MF♯merry ChristmasB

 Kiss myE ass.

(Verse)

 They Esay I'm losing G♯mmy mind

 I tC♯mhought that for a whAile

 I teEar down decorG♯mations they

 ReC♯mmind me of your smAile

 I haEte that mistleG♯mtoe it makes me

C♯mThink of our first Akiss

 You Ebit my lip, you pG♯mulled me close

 And then you tC♯maught me how to Aquit B

(Chorus)

ENow I hope you're

AHappy with yG♯mourself cuz

F♯mI'm not

Blaughing. Don't you thAink it's

G♯mKind of

C♯mCrappy what you did this F♯mholiBday?

 When I gEave you my heart

 You rAipped it G♯mapart like wrapping paper C♯mtrashB

 So I wArote you a song,

 Hope that you sing along and it goes MF♯merry ChristmasB

 Kiss myC♯m ass.

(Bridge)

C♯mSo sick of calling, you Cwon't telephone me

 No fC♯m*** you girl, I'm goingF♯m out.

 I gAave you my all, but our lBove hit a wCall, now

C♯mI'm jingle belling and Ceveryone's yelling

 We'll C♯mdrink til the bars shut us F♯mdown

AAin't that just what Christmas is all aBbout?

(Chorus)

ENow I hope you're

AHappy with yG♯mourself cuz

F♯mI'm not

Blaughing. Don't you thAink it's

G♯mSo damn

C♯mTrashy what you did this F♯mholiBday?

 When I gEave you my heart

 You rAipped it G♯mapart like wrapping paper C♯mtrashB

 So I wArote you a song,

 Hope that you sing along and it goes MF♯merry Christmas, bBitch,

 Kiss my ass. E