Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

V1:

Shaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades

Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me

 Waking up all alone waking up so relieved

 While you're taking your time with apologies

 I'm making my plans for revenge

Red eyes on orange horizons

If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge

 I'd drive straight of the edge.

V2:

Taking your own life with boredom

 I'm taking my own life with wine

It helps you to rule out the sorrow

It helps me to empty my mind

Making the most of a bad time

I'm smoking the brains from my head

Leaving the coal calling the kettle black & orange & red

 This kettle is seeing red

Chorus

I've got a big fat f*ckin' bone to pick with you my darling

In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying

I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you

Plugged in and ready to fall

V1

Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge...

Chorus then D

Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall