Standard (EADGBE)
I've heard there was a secret ball,
Southgate dreamt it would beat them all,
you don't really play the long ball do you?
It goes like this the full pitch width,
Downing's cross and Boateng's flick,
the baffled keeper can't stop Mark Viduka,
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
Defence was strong but you needed youth,
Pogatetz and Woodgate too,
Just to stop Ronaldo running through you,
Well I tied my dog to the physio's chair,
with Cattermole and Xavier's hair,
but from our team they can't take Mark Viduka,
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
I did my best, it wasn't much,
just preying for Yakubu's Touch,
to find the golden boot of Mark Viduka,
And even though it all went wrong,
come Saturday 'The Special One',
be shouting to John Terry "mark Viduka!"
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,