Standard (EADGBE)

Billie I wonder why are we insane

 Will we ever get better, Will we stay the same

 Billie I'm worried

 Millie don't worry, No one knows our pain

 Being in love is crazy not alone that way

 I know you're worried today

Chorus

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone

 He was thinking of us he was thinking of us

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone

Verse 2

Billie my mind seems to wander

 To events of a night long ago

 Driving alone with our guilt well concealed

 In the trunk of your '68 Olds

Millie our world's an asylum

 And our minds like you say ain't that straight

 But you know and I know our passion's

 Not deformed it's true to say

 We'll love our lifetime

Chorus

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone

 He was thinking of us he was thinking of us

God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone

Bridge

Billie I dream of our children

 They're frightening and gruesome and sad

 And I don't want them growing inside me

 They're no price for the love that we have

 Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane

Oh Millie oh Billie

Interlude

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 Oh Billie it's fresh in my memory

 The night that it had to be done

You with your pick axe and scissors

 And you with your shovel and gun

 And I liked your late husband Donald

 But such torture his memory brings

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies

 Guess love makes you do funny things

Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane

Oh Millie oh Billie

Outro

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