Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(all power chords)
1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 .
1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 .
Let's call this Riff A:
1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 .
and this Riff B: (1 beat pickup)
4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 .
and now, the lyrics (play the riff after each line is sung):
Intro
intro riff x 2)
Verse 1
I ain't got a girl 'cuz I ain't got a car (Riff A)
I ain't got a car 'cuz I ain't got a job (Riff A)
I ain't got a job 'cuz I ain't got a car (Riff A)
So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car (Riff B)
(play D chord and let ring)
Ah, don't you know where you are...
Chorus
(same riff as the intro)
Lost in America, Lost in America, Lost in America, Lost
Verse 2
(played same as the first)
I got a mom but I ain't got a dad
My dad's got a wife but she ain't my mom
Mom's looking for a man to be my dad
But I want my mom and dad to be my real mom and dad...
Is that so bad?
Oh, I think I've been had...
CHORUS x 2
Bridge
(play E chord and let ring, then)
Well, I live at the 7-11
Well, I'm trying to play this guitar
Well, I'm learning "Stairway To Heaven"
'Cuz heaven's where you are
Solo
Verse 3
I can't go to school 'cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun 'cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job 'cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job...
and a house... with cable
Don't you know where you are...
CHOURS x 4
(Then a bunch of alternating A's and G's during the "Lost...Lost...Hey
Hey"s, until: )
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