Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro , , , , x 2

I had a dream last night,

 That the internet was dead

 And that our mobile phones went haywire,

 All was silent til i said...

 Put down your barriers, pick up your pens,

 Write an endless letter to a long lost friend

 Talk to the one by you on the bus

 A life long partner? you discuss...things that,

 Bring you joy

Make you sad

 The half finished doodles

On your sketch pad

 But remember how it came to this

Riff

 Destroy, destroy the internet

 Close windows, open doors

 Put an end to online wars

 Destroy, then rebuild all of our lives which have been filled

 With endless propaganda

 In our minds they have instilled

 They have instilled

Riff

, , , , x 2

 Bill gates was told by minions

 And tried to log on to the net

 The crisis lost him millions

 'Unable to connect'

 Nymphos, downloaders and gamers cried

 On the night that BT's server died

 Helplines buzzed and people ran

 To topple, a freeserve van

 RIAA rejoiced

 Metallica were moist

 So they wrote a song that went something like...

Riff

 Destroy, destroy the internet

 Close windows, open doors

 Put an end to online wars

 Destroy, then rebuild all of our lives which have been filled

 With endless propaganda

 To our minds they have instilled

 They have instilled

 Destroy, destroy the internet

 Close windows, open doors

 Put an end to online wars

 Destroy, then rebuild all of our lives which have been filled

 With endless propaganda

 To our minds they have instilled

 They have instilled

Riff

Pause

,, , x 4

 Close windows, open doors

 Close windows, open doors

 Close windows, open doors

 Close windows, open doors

Repeat til end.

End on E.