To Kayley Who Is Sad Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

F ha ha ha C haa F Your A♯ card got stolen F again

A♯ Your country is F stupid And C so are Dm you

G Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa

 The A♯ details of your card were stolen from F you

 They A♯ could have stolen your life if they wanted F to

 But A♯ one bargain F bucket was C almost Dm enough

 they A♯ went to a F grocery store C and bought some Dm stuff

 In A♯ stead of F identity C theft it was Dm like one G guy perpetuating

 a C stereo C7 tyyyype

All together now

F Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa

 Your A♯ bank security’s F lame It A♯ must be a F zinger

 It C sucks to be Dm you

G Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa

 In A♯ England, we’ve this thing, it’s called chip and F pin

Ooooooooh

 When A♯ you pay by card you put 4 numbers F in

Oooooooooh

 It’s A♯ just like aF signature C it’s just the Dm same

 But A♯ it’s far too F easy to C write someone’sDm name

 But A♯ guessing a F four digit C pin is quite Dm hard

 Be G cause its not there on the C back of your C7 card YOU MORONS

F Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa

 Ha A♯ haa ha ha ha F haa I

 t’s so A♯ close to F Christmas, but C you can’t buy Dm gifts

G Ho ho ho C ho ho F hoo

 Ho ho you Dm know you’re not the subject F of our sorrowful story

 Ho Dm ho to victimize you over F this would be all wrong

 Ho Dm ho If we have made you cry this F was not our intent

 Ho Dm ho our love for F you’s for this A♯ indignant argu C ment

F Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa

 This A♯ wouldn’t have happened to F you

 if A♯ you weren’t so F rubbish and C careless to Dm boot

 The A♯ haters will F hate and the C owls say Dm hoot

 Say A♯ you can't blame F us for not A7 giving a Dm ****

A♯ Ha ha ha C ha

A♯ Ha ha ha C ha F ha!