Standard (EADGBE)
I remember when there were only one-fifty of you
Well, technically one-fifty-one if you are counting Mew, but I digress
I guess I spent the best years of my little life
Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives
And I miss the Pokémon Centre
I miss its music too
And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water
Pokémon, what happened to you?
In the old days, you only got one form of every kind
I could name all the Gym Leaders, didnt even have to try
But now youve shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs
Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasnt used for sex
I miss the cycling road, dont you know
I miss the music too
And I cant believe you used to be in black and white
Pokémon, what happened to you
Now Legendary means nothing to me
Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty
And I only want three choices for my Eevee
I dont want a rival if his name is not Gary
And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I dont know
I miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easier
I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it
I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon
I dont accept your Leaf Green, theyll always be Red and Blue to me
Yesterday, I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown
They spelled the words We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo
We dont get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so
And the Pokédex was fine, it didnt need a radio
I miss the Team Rocket hideout
And I miss the music too
And why have shinies if theyre so impossible to find
Pokémon, what happened to you
Pokémon, what happened to you
And Ill never again experience that joy of mine
Because you are incompatible with my brand new D-S-i