Standard (EADGBE)

I remember when there were only 150 of you

Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew,

But I digress

I guess I spent the best years of my little life

Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 revives

And I miss the Pokemon Center

I miss its music too

And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on the water

Pokemon, what happened to you?

In the old days, you only got one form of every kind

I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't have to try

But now you've shown me Team Galactic

And Dark and Steel and eggs

Oh I want my Red and Blue back

When Ditto wasn't used for sex

I miss the Cycling Road, don't you know

I miss the music too

And I can't believe you used to be in black and white

Pokemon, what happened to you?

Now Legendary means nothing to me

Because one-of-a-kind creatures

Add up to over thirty

And I only want three choices for my Eevee

And I don't want a rival if his name is not Gary

And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon,

Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, Oh I don't know

I miss holding down the B button

When I thought it made it easier

I miss surfing to the truck

And using Strength to try and move it

I miss watching my Charmander

Evolve into a Charmeleon

I don't accept your Leaf Green

They'll always be Red and Blue to me

Yesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by Unknown

They spelled the words "I'm Sorry"

On behalf of Nintendo

We don't get Poffins either

And SuperContests are so-so

And the Pokedex was fine, it didn't need a radio

I miss the Team Rocket hideout

And I miss the music too

And why have shinies if they're so impossible to find

Pokemon, what happened to you?

Pokemon, what happened to you?

And I'll never again experience that joy of mine

Because you are incompatible with my brand new DSi