Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

There are a couple variations sort of like this throughout.

"NOT THE DOCTOR" - Alanis Morissette

 ( thru-out verse, with occasional hammer-on to )

I don't want to be the filler if the void is solely yours

I don't want to be your glass of single malt whiskey

Hidden in the bottom drawer

I don't want to be the bandage if the wound is not mine

Lend me some fresh air

I don't want to be adored for what I merely represent to you

I don't want to be your baby sitter

You're a very big boy now

I don't want to be your mother

I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months

Show me the back door

Chorus

Visiting hours are 9 to 5 and if I show up at 10 past 6, well I

Already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh

Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom, you see it's

Too much to ask for and I am not the doctor

 ( thru-out verse, with occasional hammer-on to )

I don't want to be the sweeper of the eggshells that you up walk upon

I don't want to be your other half I believe that 1 and 1 make 2

I don't want to be your food or the light from the fridge

on your face at midnight

Hey what are you hungry for

I don't want to be the glue that holds your pieces together

I don't want to be your idol

see this pedestal is high and I'm afraid of heights

I don't want to be lived through

A vicarious occasion, please

open the window

(Repeat chorus)

 ( thru-out verse, with occasional hammer-on to )

I don't want to live on someday when my motto is next week

I don't want to be responsible for your fractured heart

and its wounded beat

I don't want to be a substitute for the smoke you've been inhaling

What do you thank me

What do you thank me for

(Repeat chorus - then end on a slow, upstroked E chord)

Suggested chords:

btw, high "e" string is pretty sparsely used in strumming.

Enjoy!