Standard (EADGBE)

 Into:riff/ -

Verse i

I woke up the other night lyin' on the foor

 Right beside someone I'd never seen before

She said my name is juliet

 romeo you ain't

 That's another good reason not to drink

Chorus

 That's another good reason not to drink

 When I'm sober I'm almost A saint

If I keep goin' on like this

 I'll end up like ole Hank

 That's another good reason not to drink

Verse ii

I can't go see my best friend

He said stay away

 Just because of what I said on his wedding day

You oughta call her sherman

 'cause she look's just like a tank

 that's another good reason not to drink

Chorus

 That's another good reason not to drink

 When I'm sober I'm almost A saint

If I keep gonin' on like this

 I'll end up like ole Hank

 That's another good reason not to drink

Guitar solo

Verse iii

Bridge

 Now I'm gonna sue the city about that policeman

Last night as I left the bar

 He stepped right on my hand

He said are you drunk or blind

 I said let me think

 And that's another good reason not to drink

Chorus

 That's another good reason not to drink

 When I'm sober I'm almost a saint

If I keep goin' on like this

 I'll end up like ole Hank

 That's another good reason not to drink

Baby let me in I'm freezin'

 And another good reason not to drink

Violin solo

And fade out:---

Remember if you drink too much

Your only piss'in your money away!!! he he he

Transcribed Dec 13/98 By

Chuckweet that old Hungarian

(Rascal)