Scenesters Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

COh my god there's scenesters everywhereG

CWith their hair gel and their vintage tG-shirts

CWhy didn't the shins come to phoenix? G

CAnd why didn't mirah come to phoenix? G

AmBecause the modified is too small

EAnd the marquis is too big

CAnd the complex is rightfully dead

FAnd the hipsters with their sAmnide comments and Eaversion to applause

C G

COh my god hardcore kids everywhere G

CWith their hair gel and their color green G

CHow do they look so Ggood while their Cconvictions remain so strong?G

 Because their Amhair gel that they use isn't tested on Eanimals

 And their Cswallow tattoos are fucking laFme

 And Amcocaine is essentially veEgan

 And they Cdon't give a fuck Fanyway

  C [pause] G [pause]

They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them

C G

C G

COh my god post-hardcore kids everywhereG

CWith their violence and pomposity G

CSo fucking straightedge getting high ofGf of self-righteousness

CAnd praying to a sideways cross G

 So Amurban, so Einfantile, so Cangry, so young, and so Fpoor

Am E [pause]

They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair

C G

COh my god there's assholes everywhere G

CPretentious fucking assholes everywhereG

COh my god there's assholes everywhere G

CPretentious judgmental assholes everywhGere

 End on G.

 Hope that was understandable. The G is quickly added onto the end of the C, if

that wasn't obvious from listening to the song. :D