Standard (EADGBE)
Intro/Trombone solo:
(listen to song for timing, its kinda hard to describe)
I've had a bad day, I am ashamed, And I'm afraid
And I am drained of what was named self-respect
If the bridge that I was driving over
Collapsed while I was driving over it
That may not be such a bad thing
I would finally meet my maker
I could meet the great creator
And I'd punch him for teaching me how to sing
And my body would be at the bottom
Of a lake in West Virginia
Instead of the bottom of this bottle that I drink
I don't have a drinking problem
Don't have a drinking solution
I don't think I ever learned to think
And no one knows
What it's like to be
Anybody but themselves
No one
No-o one
No-o one else
(Thank you)