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 I turned stranger into star man

 In the Sunday New York Times

 Like Anne Sexton with her star rats,

 working backwards, 'til it rhymes

For the love of God, you can't tell me again (x2)

 With a pencil and eraser,

 I've rewritten all your crimes

 I turned stranger into star man

 In the Sunday New York Times