Standard (EADGBE)

  Well I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

  I am ready... a ready as anybody can be

  I'm ready for you

  I hope you ready for me

(Verse 1)

  Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame

It shoots tombstone bullets... wit da ball and chain

I'm drinkin' TNT... and smokin' dynamite

I hope some schoolboy pick a fight

(Chorus)

  'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

  Well I'm ready for you... I hope you ready for me

Now listen...

(Verse 2)

  All you pretty little chicks with'chor curly hair

Know you feel like I ain't nowhere

But stop what'chor doin' honey... come over here

I'll prove it to ya baby that I ain't no square

(Chorus)

  'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

  Well I'm ready for you... I hope you ready for me

Look out...

Look out...

(Verse 3)

  Well I been drinkin' gin like never before

I'm feelin' so good... honey that's for sure

One more drink... honey I wish you would

Take a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

(Chorus)

  'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

  Well I'm ready for you... I hope you ready for...

ready for...

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