Standard (EADGBE)

.I.N..

(Tyler, Perry, Desmond Child)

Chords:

A 002220 or 577655

B 224442 or 799877

Hot wax drippin'

Honey what do you say

I got a brand new record

That I gotta play

She said not now boy

But I did anyway

 And I'm ready, so ready

Lip smackin' paddy wackin'

Walkin' the street

I got a rag top chevy

Now I'm back on my feet

I get an EMHO woody

When I sit in the seat

 Cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes

 'Cause in the pink she looks so fine

She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize

A (Figure 1 - see bottom)

YEAH

I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but

I'll-gotten booty's not my style

I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet

  (Figure 1)

YEAH

'Cause I'm

Alright

Your momma says I'm

Alright

Your daddy says I'm

Alright

And my old lady says I'm

Alright

Whip crackin' floozy

Way outta control

She got a new kinda jelly

In her jelly roll

I got the right key baby

But the wrong keyhole

And I'm ready, so ready

I'm a red hot pistol

And I'm ready to fight

I'm a 38 special

On a Saturday night

I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey

Make it alright

'Cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash

It kinda keeps my ass in line

One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash

HONEY

My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE

The sun is shinin' every day

Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin' all the time

HONEY

But I'm

Alright

My little sister says I'm

Alright

Ohh my brother thinks I'm

Alright

And my old lady knows I'm

Alright

I feel like I'm hung up on the line

I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime

Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE

Let's put our clothes back on

 And by the way girl

What's your name again?

But I'm

Alright

You're daddy says I'm

Alright

And Tipper thinks I'm

Alright

And Joe Perry says I'm

Alright

Pitched my tent

In the pouring rain

I got a back seat lover

That's callin' my name

She gonna blow my cover

She's hot as a flame

But I'm ready, so ready

I shove my tongue

Right between your cheeks

I haven't made love now

For twenty-five weeks

I hear that your so tight

Your lovin' squeaks

And I'm ready, so ready

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

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