Standard (EADGBE)

  Up in smoke you've lost another lover

  As you take a hit of your last cigarette

  Strung out, burnt out, yeah

  you're down on your luck and you don't give a huh

  'til the best part of you starts to switch

Ain't that a bitch

  Freak out, I'm alone now

  I feel just like I'm losin' my mind

  'cause love is like the right dress

  On the wrong girl

  You never know what you're gonna find

  You think you're high and fine as wine

  Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch

  'Cause love is like a wrong turn

  On a cold night yeah

  Ain't that a bitch

  In a daze,in the throes of emotion

  You see God in the Devil's eyes

  Then you fall so far from grace

  You wouldn't know a kiss If it was on your face

  You can tell it to the jury But you ain't got no case

Freak out, I'm alone now

I feel just like I'm losin'my mind

'cause love is like the right dress

On the wrong girl

You never know what you're gonna find

The gal was fine as calamine but not

enough to scratch a seven year itch

'cause love is like the last licks outta Hendrix

Yeah, ain't that a bitch

guitar solo

Then you feel so out of place

Lickin' up the arsenic

From the same old lace

You know the stuff is poison

But you gotta have a taste, you gotta

Freak out, I'm alone now

I feel just like I'm losin' my mind

'cause love is like the right dress

On the wrong girl

You never know what you're gonna find

You think you're high and fine as wine

Then you wind up with your face in the ditch

  'cause love is like a warm gun

  On a cold night yeah, ain't that a bitch